lillian: (n) a mess. over-competetive & under-athletic. talkative. an introverted extrovert. never looks or acts her age, until she talks your ear off. either obsessively interested or couldn't care less. dreams of big things but focuses on the details. organized mass chaos. chronic procrastinator and control-freak. if she doesn't write the whole song in one sitting, she never will. gets the same amount of joy out of new organizational items as a new dress. a model who never buys retail. a living contradiction. dauntless slythendor ESTJ and always emma approved. SAFETREK ANDROID LINK: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.safetrekapp.safetrek
Anonymous said: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|
"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:
Him:As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.
Him:No, really, I am.
Him:Why is that funny?
Asshole:Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.
Him:Well why not?
Asshole:I dunno that's just the way that is.
Him:I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.
Him:Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?
Same Asshole:No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.
Him:*slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?
Asshole:Because that's how it is.
Asshole:That's their job.
Asshole:*can't come up with another answer*
Him:I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.
*note, my mother is a teacher like my father*
Him:Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.
Him:Now.. Louis XVI
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
taylorswift13: My home phone is ringing. I did not know I had a home phone. Interesting development.